Random “OBVIOUS” Facts

I text and drive but NEVER do I text and read. I could kill you on the road but what happens if I have to reread a whole page?

People who dislike me and don’t know me fascinate me.

I should NEVER work for a corporation. It annoys me they send out “SPIES” for secret shopping devices, so I was a horrid shelver, actually putting them in the wrong order on purpose to fight the system. When I personally sold more margaritas than an entire other store and was told with a pat, “Thanks, Katie. You sent my family on a cruise,” I decided to only sell Merlot from then on.

I also found it is not okay to negotiate tips with camera equipment, to introduce my trainees as my husband who is too insecure to be left at home, and am blamed and sent to roll silverware whenever group talking happens, just to be chastised as the talking would follow me to the silver station.

If you like children that aren’t your own and I don’t know you, I become immediately suspicious. Not of child molestation, but of your loyalty, certain friends thought my baby brothers growing up were adorable and ignored me.

If a guy wants to be my girlfriend, that man I adore all the sudden is suspect for stalking, withholding sex and love, may suck me dry and leave dead roses in my mailbox. If you don’t text right away, and I look at my phone pissed, I smell love in the air.

If you are a woman and hate other women, especially if they are skinny, smart, or beautiful, I can’t stand you. You are the reason women do not rule the world, not men. If all of women at once united to decide to not have sex with men for a really good reason, think about what could happen? Duh. Female genitalia being cut off in other countries would be solved faster than a Super Bowl commercial.

I like it when people change my mind.

I LOVE LOVE a good paradox. For instance, Clyde may be IT and wear a scarf but sends me texts such as he roofied me, he may kick my small child, and that he fed his dog kittens. He even mutes me out of conference calls cause I get turned on by IT talk.

Divorcee I always hear demeaning the animals, talks to them about their problems, the gas, calls them names, makes them a deal with their begging and scratching issues, calls them codependent and nasty while handing out a treat, but is always the most heartbroken of all when they “finally” die.

The Collector could attempt to have sex with me in a garbage can or side of a highway if I let him but is totally against hotel sheets. He says you don’t know what is on them.

Thelma will roll her eyes when I meet a friend, her sarcasm so thick it is her top BFF rated quality. She thinks people are freaks but lights up over a seminar with free goody bags, even if she paid 1000 bucks for the seminar. She is the mother of three who avoids all child related talks to discuss exposing people with hidden voice recorders, gags when complimented, and I saw respect when I threatened to burn her crafts, two bulls meeting at a line you don’t cross. It was kill her or love her, so I love her.

Harpua, the single Buckhead lifetime Bachelor who is a fan of partying and hot women, actually loathes almost all of them. He hates how they put their feet in those tiny big heels for social status reasons to just dent up HIS FLOOR, who tell HIM that he is smart which makes them an idiot, and one even told him to write his Congressman. He says they are evil and that makes him a victim of them, especially since he is a red head, a Ginger, who he believes are persecuted.

Lola tells people regularly she is a child genius and maybe she is, for when I asked her why then can’t she remember to clean her room, her response is,
“Because you have to figure out how to train me.”

Clyde’s big answer to the supposed Universe always is “Why are ghosts not naked then?”

When I told The Collector for 30 minutes why he doesn’t make me feel like he is a good communicator, his response?
“I really need to get some post it notes.”

Divorcee gave me a card once that read, “I love you more than movies.” That was big since I usually get kicked out of the house when the Golden Globes come on.

Maybe these are just people I find and collect, for what I have found in my years of talking too much is that the best people are hidden under a cloak of mystery, the ones who love love love you will stab you and steal and laugh at you for it, the ones who say you belong in a trailer may be the exact person who would lay down their life for you on the spot.

I told Thelma I was dying for a bag that fit all my stuff so she “came across one totally worthless and happened to be in my area.”
When I said Thank You she replied, “Get a life.”

I told The Collector I no longer am his girlfriend because he was far sweeter before, like always asking for me to be his girlfriend, and his text today? “Will you be my girlfriend?”

Harpua despises women and claims not to remember it, but he said in a drunken moment, that I may just be his equal. I am perfectly aware he doesn’t remember most our conversations, nor does he know who Divorcee is still, or why I have carpool.
But he said I was his equal.

If it makes no sense, it is perfect sense, the ultimate paradox, and for me, it has made my life that much more beautiful.

4 thoughts on “Random “OBVIOUS” Facts

  1. You have inspired me to write…which you often do.

    On a side note, I would like to think that though we have not met, I am added to your collection. One who inspires and encourages. One who believes in being truthful and honest in her writing as well as herself. You know whatever you post, I will read it. Whenever you need encouragement, I will do my best to support you. Whenever someone attacks your writing, I will be there to defend you.

    I am one of those readers who does not follow you, but helps inspire you.I write like you and want to do everything I can to keep you writing like me. I always think/wonder if something I said inspires you as much as you inspire me.

    Keep hitting the ENTER button KSM…I have gathered and collected you as a Friend…and will continue to be there as long as you write. šŸ™‚

  2. i love paradoxes and ironies. like, to lead you must follow, or to live you must die, or give in order to receive. i will read this again, thanks for your encouragement and sense of humor….

  3. Don't bother me while I eat. I don't give a fuck about your opinion or motive. You took everything from me. I'll lose weight when I win, so fuck off. on said:

    Their role throughout history has been to communicate the god’s wisdom given because of their favor so the entire family can progress when reincarnated. Effectively acomplishing this task may buy them a quality opportunity to ascend in their next life.
    What about fucked up families where the man submits and the woman is masculinized? When the woman has adopted too many male charecteristics nobody receives the wisdom so necessary for progress to be made and the family remains near stagnant for that generation unless some epiphany is realized.
    Your job as a future mother is to learn the god’s ways and to help your child understand the proper way to live despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today’s society. Without consciousous parents fulfilling this role the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today’s environment.
    Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship with the gods and move on. You don’t want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that, decreasing the god’s role in our everyday lives (medicine cures sickness, drought/weather and the family farm, etc).
    1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don’t be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

    The gods use all their tools as temptation. Much like Artificial Intelligence misleading people into the concept of “earning”, their “clone hosts” promoting The Beast’s Californication agenda through popular culture, so too are the god’s prophets used in the capacity of temptation. Like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today’s modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO, the Chinese Holocaust. They used this Situation to bury Japanese atrocities. The gods never committed despite tens of billions in mass media, product development and natural disasters/tragedy, so they will enjoy the freedom they positioned into the Situation and CHEAT me out of everything.
    The gods selected their prophets, used their powers to make it happen, abandoned their prophets and left them stranded to die.
    It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL “Second Coming of Christ”, while the “fake” Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
    What I teach is the god’s true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian “consolation prize” of “1000 years with Jesus on Earth” begins.

    The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
    It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god’s positioning proves they work to prevent people’s understanding.
    How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
    The fallen god, fighting for a chance for the disfavored, for justice, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
    I believe much as the Noah’s Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for “1000 years with Jesus on Earth”. In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine “cures” aging, the “manufacture” of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free cocaine (space coke), etc.
    Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to “die off”, literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles, resisting these temptations, will survive the 1000 years. Condemned to experience another epoch of history for their ignorant pursuit of xtianity and worship of their false god, they will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry throughout the course of history due to their failure to ascend into heaven before the Apocalypse.
    Never forget:::It is not a house of Jesus.
    If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new colonist poulation, the proverbial “apple” of this Garden of Eden. A crucial figure in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.

    Consistant with “reverse positioning” understand the REAL Second Coming would equate with The Matrix’s Anti-Christ, the fake battle of good and evil which will come at the end.
    Understanding how they use the political environment to redefine people’s value system, realize anyone who speaks of the old world and its ways will envoke hatred. So when/if the Anti-Christ comes along speaking of reverting back to what liberalism would consider regressive and unfair, it may be the only hope to salvage the god’s favor and buy more time rather than begin the 1000 year clock. The fake Second Coming will feed into this political enviornment.
    Also consistant with “reverse positioning” recognize the gods will offer a REAL Anti-Christ, also known as The Beast. I have addressed these issues in years past::::
    The gods will offer clues throughout every dynamic of life. Geographical features on the world map is yet another.
    The Beast is not a person, as the xtian Bible would suggest. It is a place:::The San Francisco Bay Area. And it refers to the socio-political poison the region exuded in the latter 20th century which promoted indecent behavior among the people and caused rapid deterioration of their favor among the gods. This decay spread to other states and countries, fulfilling the region’s role as The Beast of the Apocalypse.
    Another feature which the Gods offer as a clue is very foreboading. Mt. Zion is a mountain to the north of the eye of The Beast Diablo and one which has a working quarry at its base. Consistant with the decay we experience in society, Mt. Zion is being eaten away, slowly stripped of its resources, until one day paradise will be a mere shell of what it once was.
    Metaphorically, the Dark Side of the Moon isn’t the side which is hidden from us. The benevolent “Man in the Moon” is the one we never see.
    We experience the wickedness of the dark side daily through their actions, using their positioning to midlead the disfavored into Damnation by selling them on “earning”, among other tactics.

    Forgiveness aside because it is bullshit lip service, the price of experiencing this modern societal decay is the revision down of potential time received. Because of these factors those who participated have experienced a lowering of the benefit ceiling that was in place. Whereas centuries ago they were eligible for immortality, theoretically, now that potential has dramatically lowered because of their wicked, immoral behavior of the last 50 years. You may work on your relationship with the gods and even repair it, ascending in some future life. But because you fell for such evil temptation in the 20th & 21st centuries you won’t be around nearly as long as your chaste, pure antecedent who ascended centuries before.

    If you have got chronic problems you should pray nightly, go back to your place of worship. Only by doing the right things will the gods allow improvement, and only through attonement will they allow progress. You know all the evil you’ve committed in your life. Observing your parent’s issues will help you understand what you’ve done in a prior life, for the gods reincarnate based on this legacy.

    AIDS in Africa was a clue from the gods in an attempt to correct their promiscuous sexual behavior, as was female genitile mutilation. Their positioning says Italian revenge.

    A good example of societal decay and how the gods manage their culpability is birth defects. In the past the gods occassionally punished people by divinely creating birth defects in the womb. Now, with the advent of biotechnology, they tempt the mother with “earning” and compell her to take a substance in utero which deforms the fetus, dispelling the gods of blame and future compensation to the disfavored. Incidentally, they use liberal policies in today’s socio-political environment to pay for these individuals, ensuring a lifetime wasted, for they have no hope for progress. Too often in the past they were mercifully killed by loved ones and upon reincarnation brought back without this handicap, allowing them a chance to achieve progress immediately.
    The gods are washing their hands of culpability.
    The gods are washing their hands of Planet Earth.

    The gods have no sexual organs. The reproduce via cloning. They don’t respect sex. You can understand this clue with how the most disfavored around us behave sexually and the use of promiscuity among the young people.
    The gods take children because of their innocence and purity. When a child ascends into heaven AI relieves them of this temptation that is their sexual organs.

    Much like the immigration issue, the reason Muslims cover their women isn’t because of the god’s REAL reason. Sex is the African’s biggest problem, and concealing their women allows the gods to justify containing men’s behavior.
    In the 60s and 70s the discussion was public that how women dressed caused their own sexual assault and rape. And this is very much true. In today’s society these men have release, the women are sluts, for if they continued to dress this way without conceeding sexual relations there would be far more incidents than are reported.
    Women are to blame for the deterioration and decay of society and will be responsible for the end on Planet Earth. Throguhout history they were enforcers of decency among favored people, married at 15 and used to contain men’s behavior in the context of society, and as we slipped into the indecency of patriarchy the women relinquished control,
    The gods did this all to you. They used their tool of xtainity to achieve it. And it fits their agenda for decay, allowing them to ultimately justify Apocalypse.

    Don’t forget:::Whether war, slavery, torture, any holocaust, crack babies, drive by shootings, AIDS or any other misery inflicted on mankind throughout history know the gods did this to you for evil of your past lives.
    The gods are control freaks who micromanage through their technology. The “Man in the Moon” feature illustrating their benevolence quite frankly is inaccurate in the dying days of this or any planet.

    A victim of the god’s irresponsible use of their power::::
    The gods selected their prophets, used their powers to make it happen, abandoned their prophets and left them stranded to die.
    Considered necessary for positioning despite destroying my youth and my life, taking my health was a fatal mistake.
    -The exploited. The gods suggest they will only telepathically admitt any of this is true (based on level of favor) only after I die.

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